Here’s another one for your viewing pleasures. We’re just trying to make help you be great one tweet at a time. Enjoy.
Slander Gang Production Presents – Twitter 101: Spellcheck Is Your Best Friend
I’m New To This Whole Blog Thing, So Don’t Crucify Me Just Yet. I’m Just A Regular Nigga That Wears Leather Jackets Trying To Be Great In This Cold World. Speaking Of That Make Sure Y’all Grab “Cole World: The Sideline Story” which drops tomorrow on The 27th, You Won’t Be Disappointed I Promise But Anyways, Let’s Get Into This.
Why Do People Get So Offended When You Correct Their Tweets? Shit Makes Absolutely No Sense To Me. We’re Only Trying To Better You And Slightly Embarrass You In The Same Process But You Have To Look At The Bigger Picture Here, We Can’t Have You Going Into The Real World Talking About “He Ways Close To 200 And I’m A Measly 120” Like Come On? Mind You That Came From A Future Med School Student, Lord Help Us All, Especially Her Future Patients. Then We Got People Being Sued Over “Deformation” Of Character, The “Kneck” Giving Heauxs Catching “Klemedia”, And We Can’t Forget About The People “Illusionating” On A Regular Basis. . . Really? So We’re Just Making Up Words Now? That’s We Do On Twitter, Right? Do You Niggas Just NOT Believe In Spellcheck At All? Or Is It Against Your Religion, I Need Answers, The People Need To Know Because This Is A Serious Matter On Our Hands.
Then We Got The Bastards That Will Blame Auto-Correct For EVERYTHING, That’s When You Hit Them With The Blank Stare Like “Nigga We Don’t Believe You, You Need More People.” I Once Witnessed Someone Articulate A Sentence Talking About “Apple ‘Are’ Playing My Favorite Song Right Now” & Had The Audacity For Her Follow-Up Tweet To Be “Stupid Auto-Correct, Fuck You Apple.” My Only Question Is Where Is Your Shame? Smh.
But The Worst Of The Worst Is The People That Deliberately Replace “I’m” For “Am”. You Guys Are Sick, I Swear To God. I Don’t Think Anybody Understands The Amount Of Frustration That Gets Embedded Inside My Head When My Eyes Have To Read This Terrorism Act On The English Language. You Don’t Care About Life Or The Well-Being Of Others If You Do This Your Life Is Equivalent To Shyne’s Verse On “Tha Carter IV (Outro)”. . .Worthless Scumbags. How Are You Going To Log Onto Twitter In America And Start Speaking Broken English? WHERE IS YOUR HOME TRAINING?!
We Have To Do Better People, What Would Your Parents Do If They Seen You Writing Like This? Or Better Yet Your Teachers? I Don’t Even Blame The School Systems Anymore, You Niggas Is Just Pure Idiots, Word To Babawale. And Don’t Even Feed Me The “It’s Just Twitter” Logic. Fuck Outta Here, Twitter’s Innocent Don’t Blame Them For You Being Feeble-Minded But Whatever, Like My Mom Always Says, We’re All Equally Born But Not Equally Ta…” You Know What Never Mind, Let Me Just Get Outta Here And Do What I Do Best. *Starts Lurking On Twitter*
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