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Guest Blog: “We Can Tell Y’all Smashed” by @iigotDuped

Well. I don’t agree fully, but obviously Dupe is the master at this so who am I to disagree. Read on & let us know what you think below in the comments section.

“We Can Tell Y’all Smashed”

by: @iigotDuped

              All I tweeted was “You could always tell if people have had sex by the way they stand next to each other” and apparently people caught feelings sending the twitter world into uproar. So I’m here to set it straight for all those people trying to attain greatness.  Sex fucks up boundaries that’s a fact of life. That’s why the side chick be climbing through your baby mamas windows. And why taboo games turn into World War 3 but that’s another story. People need to understand that when you have sex with someone you have crossed the normal physical threshold. The awkward feeling you get when someone is standing too close cease to exist after you done busted it wide open for a nigga. Both people seem to not be bothered by the intrusion of space.  I mean I’m not saying that you’ll be all up under this person but you’ll be just a little too close.  It’s all about non verbal communication and spatial relations. Body language says everything you verbally don’t wanna say
 This theory can only be observed in natural settings. I’m not gonna terrorize you with scientific jargon but basically the main reason behind sex is procreation
 hormones like oxytocin, dopamine and some androgens make you stand closer to this person in order to increase chances of having sex again. That’s as simple as it gets. PURE FACT.  Of course there are fools out there thinking about “what if the sex wasn’t good”
 well then you wouldn’t even let the person come within an arms length reach. People who dispute the argument probably smashed the homey and are afraid they might be caught.. I mean but what do I know I never even kissed a boy. Y’all be cool how y’all be cool.

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